Today I had the absolute pleasure of working with multi-millionaire and five time Beirut champion, Jeff Sanchez and his girlfriend the devil. The shoot was going fine until she started growing tentacles and nearly strangled me to death. I don’t usually retaliate with violence, especially with clients and friends but I had to whip out the 580EX flash to give her a lesson. Needless to say she quickly melted and was taken care of, what a pity. Jeff, if you’re reading this I’m sorry. But don’t worry, I’ll find you a new one.
